They are on to me! They have heard of my destructive ways! One of my informants gave me the heads up that the authorities were coming after me. Luckily, I narrowly escaped capture and have been hiding out for what seems like days. We walked forever, but apparently that was not enough to avoid suspicion. Now I'm stuck hiding out under a park bench like a homeless person.


Dear Latka,
ReplyDeleteQuit your whining. You were gone for maybe 10 minutes and you still came back home even earlier than usual. I haven't been outside in 7 years.
Ingrate.
-Hamlet
Just a guess, but I'm not feeling the love between Latka and Hamlet here, just a guess now. :-) Psst... Latka, ... I have milk bones, come visit!!
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