Chapter 10: The Moose Part 2

After I partially destroyed the Moose, it went into hiding.  I couldn't find it anywhere.  I know I ripped it apart, but I didn't fully destroy it.  It still had some life in it.  But where did it go?  Today, I had my opportunity to find out.  The yuppies left me alone with free range of the house (although they put the cat's food out of reach - that stuff is so good, why don't they feed me that? Lucky cat) while they were showering.  As I understand it, showering is like taking a bath.  Baths are the most miserable experience, just the word frightens me.  Why would anyone do that voluntarily every day?  Anyhow, I digress, I searched high and low for the Moose.  I knew it was there somewhere.  Finally, I picked up its scent and started tracking it.  It was hidden under a pile of clothes, but that didn't stop me from getting to it.  Now the Moose was mine!  As usual, I started at the head going for the squeaker (even though it was a fake squeaker).  To my surprise it was full of fluff.  I ripped all that out.  It was everywhere.  Just as I was getting into it, the yuppies came out.  I knew I would be in trouble, so I ran for my bed hoping they wouldn't notice.  But just at that moment, Hamlet started sounding the alarm.  He gave me away, letting the yuppies know all about my destruction.  I will get you Hamlet, one day...