Monday, September 30, 2013
Chapter 4: The Yellow Monster
I was given the yellow monster, for lack of a better name, from my boss. He must have know that the best way to keep me productive was to provide me with something I could DESTROY! As soon as I sank my teeth into the yellow monster, it gave off a high pitch moan. Another bite, another moan. I knew I must be on the right track to destroy the yellow monster because it let me know I was hurting it with each clench of my jaw. Soon I became addicted to the noise. I constantly had to get a fix. Day after day, I woke up craving the squeak and at night I dreamed of it. There is no sound better. I decided I had to find out what was making the sound. I started ripping at the yellow monster. Little by little, tearing at its fibers until, finally, I ripped out its plastic squeaking heart!
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Dear Latka,
ReplyDeleteI hate you, and your little yellow pet too.
Die.
-Hamlet