But the real important thing is that I met a new creature. He is black and sly. He creeps through the house and is especially active at night. They call him Hamlet, but he is no prince; he is a demon and I will DESTROY him. I just have to figure out how to get him to submit to me. No amount of running, hopping, or barking will entice him to come over to me so that I can chomp down on him. One day ... one day he will be mine!!!
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Chapter 1: The first meeting with my nemesis
The Yuppies brought me to their home. There appears to be a lot of good stuff to destroy, but I am confined to a small pen. Its still better than sharing space with the border collies and their incessant yapping.
But the real important thing is that I met a new creature. He is black and sly. He creeps through the house and is especially active at night. They call him Hamlet, but he is no prince; he is a demon and I will DESTROY him. I just have to figure out how to get him to submit to me. No amount of running, hopping, or barking will entice him to come over to me so that I can chomp down on him. One day ... one day he will be mine!!!
But the real important thing is that I met a new creature. He is black and sly. He creeps through the house and is especially active at night. They call him Hamlet, but he is no prince; he is a demon and I will DESTROY him. I just have to figure out how to get him to submit to me. No amount of running, hopping, or barking will entice him to come over to me so that I can chomp down on him. One day ... one day he will be mine!!!
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Me, a demon? I had no idea. I thought we were best friends. You think I flatten myself out for just anyone?
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Hamlet