Chapter 3: The Beef Stick

Today I was introduced to the greatest culinary experience of ALL TIME: the beef stick. It is pure chewing heaven.  Once I began to chomp down on the meaty goodness, I could not stop.  It was like I was in a chewing trance.  Hours seemed like minutes.  Nothing could distract me from my task of destroying the beef stick.  Don't you worry, I succeeded.  I see a steady stream of beef sticks in my future.