One day. That is all I've had the dinosaur for. Just one day. Yet its dead. I Destroyed it. Really, I was surprised. Aren't dinosaurs supposed to be ferocious killers. Their name does mean terrible lizard. Well this beast was no match for me. I quickly ripped two holes in its back and then proceeded to tear our its innards. It didn't last long and didn't put up much of a fight. There were guts everywhere. I guess it is no surprise that they all extinct.
Dear Latka,
ReplyDeleteI so wish that canines were extinct, or, at the very least, you. One day, I shall find a way to rip out your innards as you sleep.
Grip your pillow tight,
-Hamlet
Wow! We need to find you something more challenging. Even monsters are not enough. As I see it, Hamlet is jealous of your talents. When the next challenge appears, coax him to join you in the destruction. I've yet to meet a cat who can resist attacking small things that are moving! - Jim
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