Monday, January 6, 2014
Chapter 17: Bear
Bear was like no other conquest I have had to date. There was something special about Bear, something different. Yes, Bear had stuffing and squeaked, but there was something more. From the moment I sunk my teeth into Bear's furry hide, I could feel the uniqueness of Bear's insides. It took time and effort but I discovered what made Bear amazing. Bear's bones were made of ROPE! Could there be anything better? A toy to destroy and a rope in one! I was in heaven. Total bliss. At first I tried to hide Bear so nobody else could get to him, but I couldn't contain myself. I was so excited by Bear and paid so much attention to him that I ended up Destroying him. Oh how I miss Bear.
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Dear Latka,
ReplyDeleteI loved Bear. He and I were married in a lovely civil ceremony underneath my scratching post, and we had a beautiful relationship full of mutual love and respect, and then you killed him. I must now kill you in order to avenge my one true love.
Watch your back, mutt.
-Hamlet
Wow! Bear sounds like a great toy. But you couldn't have destroyed it in minutes.. .. could you?? Hmmm... , maybe you should watch your back. But no matter, I'm sure your folks or someone you know will get you another.
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