Chapter 16: The Lobster

They said it couldn't be done.  They said it was indestructible.  They said it was Latka The Destroyer-proof.  They were wrong.  It might have been hard and it might have taken a while, but I did the impossible.  I destroyed the Lobster.  Like the lobsters of the wild, my Lobster was supposed to have an impenetrable exoskeleton.  Well, not only did I break through the shell (without crackers or a hammer), but I also tore out its golden and delicious tamalley.  The legs and tentacles were the easy part.  Getting through the shell took the tenacity and concentration I have developed over my nearly year of existence  as a destroyer.  What's next?  Nothing can stop my path of destruction.