Monday, February 24, 2014

Chapter 19: The Alligator

Is it an alligator or a crocodile? I'm not sure.  Really, I don't care.  All I know is I destroyed it.  I understand that alligators are prized for their leather.  So I made an effort to preserve as much as the hide as I could.  That's right, I wanted to wear my alligator.  I figured there would be nothing more stylish than an alligator mask.  And it worked.  I was able to rip a hole in the alligator's side big enough for me to fit my muzzle into. Who can say I'm not a pretty girl with my alligator mask?


 

 

 

 

Monday, February 3, 2014

Chapter 18: The Dinosour

One day.  That is all I've had the dinosaur for.  Just one day.  Yet its dead.  I Destroyed it.  Really, I was surprised.  Aren't dinosaurs supposed to be ferocious killers.  Their name does mean terrible lizard.  Well this beast was no match for me.  I quickly ripped two holes in its back and then proceeded to tear our its innards.  It didn't last long and didn't put up much of a fight.  There were guts everywhere.  I guess it is no surprise that they all extinct.