Monday, February 24, 2014

Chapter 19: The Alligator

Is it an alligator or a crocodile? I'm not sure.  Really, I don't care.  All I know is I destroyed it.  I understand that alligators are prized for their leather.  So I made an effort to preserve as much as the hide as I could.  That's right, I wanted to wear my alligator.  I figured there would be nothing more stylish than an alligator mask.  And it worked.  I was able to rip a hole in the alligator's side big enough for me to fit my muzzle into. Who can say I'm not a pretty girl with my alligator mask?


 

 

 

 

Monday, February 3, 2014

Chapter 18: The Dinosour

One day.  That is all I've had the dinosaur for.  Just one day.  Yet its dead.  I Destroyed it.  Really, I was surprised.  Aren't dinosaurs supposed to be ferocious killers.  Their name does mean terrible lizard.  Well this beast was no match for me.  I quickly ripped two holes in its back and then proceeded to tear our its innards.  It didn't last long and didn't put up much of a fight.  There were guts everywhere.  I guess it is no surprise that they all extinct.


  
  

Monday, January 6, 2014

Chapter 17: Bear

Bear was like no other conquest I have had to date.  There was something special about Bear, something different.  Yes, Bear had stuffing and squeaked, but there was something more.  From the moment I sunk my teeth into Bear's furry hide, I could feel the uniqueness of Bear's insides.  It took time and effort but I discovered what made Bear amazing.  Bear's bones were made of ROPE! Could there be anything better? A toy to destroy and a rope in one!  I was in heaven.  Total bliss.  At first I tried to hide Bear so nobody else could get to him, but I couldn't contain myself.  I was so excited by Bear and paid so much attention to him that I ended up Destroying him.  Oh how I miss Bear.